Naked amateur in public
I closed my own eyes and teased his slit with the tip of my tongue.
Repeating, as though he were petting.
"My mom kept wanting to go through some old boxes, but I wanted to help you. I couldn't understand why she was so insistent on doing that right then.
Make some quip about popping the question at Christmas being so passé.
Blackmail you or something.
Not that it mattered at the moment. I was more concerned about the burnt smell wafting down the hallway.